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June 30, 2005
Bubble Wrap for Jesus
So i get an invoice today from a local company where i buy shipping materials for the business i manage and this month includes a bill stuffer. you know - those little marketing attention getters so artfully designed with useful information on, oh, say, how to keep your energy bills low. That is the kind of stuffer that the electric company sends. you know the deal. well, inside our bill from the bubble wrap vendor is a 3.5" x 5.5" leaflet titled "Missing Heaven by 18 Inches."
What if i sign my name in the space provided and check the box marked "I do believe with my heart! I have decided to accept God's offer of eternal life through Jesus Christ." - - what will happen?
do i win something? does a sales man visit my door? Could i be awarded an all expense paid trip to Garland Texas, where the American Tract Society is located? Maybe free bubble wrap and packing tape for one full year?
And would they mind terribly if i offered some alternate reading material stuffed inside when i mail them our check?
Posted by mary at June 30, 2005 02:42 PM
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This is amazing. Beautiful glass work.
Posted by: Ron at June 30, 2005 02:56 PM
Missing Heaven by 18 inches?
Am I that religion ignorant that I don't understand that? I would think Missing heaven by 18 inches would be something related to porn.
explain for the religiously dumb, please?
By the way: LOVE IGNIS!
I am gay and so when I go somewhere I know I am likely to be harrassed (i.e. Pride in Atlanta, or The March on Washington) I make and take my own literature to pass out. I just make up a religion to freak them out. It's fun! Try it!
Thanks!
Posted by: Nicole at June 30, 2005 03:29 PM